Twas the Night Before Christmas (12:15 am)

Twas the night before Christmas (12:15 am),
and all threw the house,All the kids was stirring, even
the mouse;
The stockings were hung by the
stove with care,
With mom on the floor pulling out
her hair;
1:10 the children were wrestled and
tied to their beds,
While visions of bikes and Barbie
danced in their heads;
And mamma with her nerve pills. and I
with my gin,
Had just sat down with the big
pile of tin;
When out in the street there rose
such a clatter,
I threw down the bike to see whats
the matter;
Away to the door I flew like a
flash,
Stepping on the cat, in my
curious dash.
I stood on the porch and looked
all about,
When the door slammed behind me, and I
was locked out.
When what to my tearing eyes
should apear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight
tiny reindeer;
With a little old man, so perky
and quick,
I knew in a moment it was St.
Nick.
He turned to me and said with a
pause,
My name is Santa,,, the last name
is Clause”
I was statled, confused all
the same,
A little buzzed as I heard him
exclaim;
“This is Dasher and Dancer and
Prancer and Vixen,
And Comet and Cupid and Donner and
Blitzen.”
With all his help it seemed to
be fit,
To ask him to sit with the kids
for a bit;
His eyes-how they twinkled-his
dimples so merry,
His cheeks red as a rose, his nose
like a cherry;
He had a red face and a round
belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a
bowlful of jelly.
He said “Dont worry son, the stress that
you feel now is a test,
In around 18 years you will
finally get to rest;
Kicking the dog from his way, he
turned to his work,
Filled all the stockings; then
turned with a jerk,
And putting his finger inside of
his nose,
And giveing me a nod, up the
chimney he rose;
He ran to his sleigh, to his team
he gave a shout,
“Lets go guys, its time to
head out.”
But I heard him yell, as he flew
out of sight,
“Remember, 18 years, then you will
be alright.”

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