Things Only A Mom Can Teach
October 26, 2009 by admin
Filed under Motherhood
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION… “Just wait until
your father gets home.”
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…. “You are going to
get it when we get home!”
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE… “What were you
thinking? Answer me when I talk to you … Don’t talk back to
me!”
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall out off that swing
and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
5. My Mother taught me AGRICULTURE… “If you don’t stop
swallowing those seeds you’re going to have watermelons growing out
your nose.”
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your
spelling test, you’ll never get a good job.”
7. My Mother taught me ESP… “Put your sweater on; don’t you
think I know when you’re cold?”
8. My Mother taught me HUMOR… “When that lawn mower cuts off
your toes, don’t come running to me.”
9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT…
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
10. My Mother taught me about SEX…. “How do you think you got
here?”
11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS… “You’re just like
your father.”
12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS… “Do you think you
were born in a barn?”
13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE… “When you get to
be my age, you will understand.
14. And my all time favorite… JUSTICE… “One day you’ll have
kids, and I hope they turn out just like you….Then you’ll see what
it’s like.”
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