Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work.
But, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who’s a blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,
So that the Boss might think I was ‘Crazy’ and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
‘What in the name of good GOD are you doing?’
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, ‘You are clearly stressed out.’ Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.’
I jumped down and walked out of the office…
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, And where do you think you’re going?!’
(You’re gonna love this….)
She said, ‘I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark.’
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