Sam and Roz Are Coming to Town
October 22, 2009 by admin
Filed under Holiday - Christmas Humor
(To the Tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)
You better give up
On Christmas this year.
You haven’t a chance
With relatives here!
Sam and Roz are coming to town.
They’re bringing their kids
To add to your fun.
They’re staying 10 days;
You thought it was one.
Sam and Roz are coming to town!
They’ll break your prized possessions;
They’ll destroy your solitude.
They’ll eat you out of house and home
Then complain about the food!
There’s only one way
To save your Noel.
You give ‘em your house,
You take a hotel.
Sam and Roz are coming to town!
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