Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Simpsons)
October 22, 2009 by admin
Filed under Holiday - Christmas Humor
All: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
Bart: Like a light bulb!
Homer: Bart!
All: All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
Lisa: Like Schnozzola!
Homer: Lisa!
All: They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Bart: Like strip poker!
Homer: I’m warning you two!
All: Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Marge: Take it Homer!
Homer: Err…. Rudolph
get your nose over here, .
So you can guide my sleigh…. today
Grampa: Oh, Homer…
All: Then all the reindeer loved him,
And they shouted out with glee:
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You’ll go down in history!
Bart: Like Attila the H- ugh, urk!
Homer: You little….. grrrr!
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