Humor
May 15, 2009 by admin
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
- Mark Twain
Below is a list of some of the humor you can find on this site.
Or, you can search the site for specific keywords.
- The ‘Middle Wife’ by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
- 1943 Guide to Hiring Women
- Absent Minded Confessors
- Acts 2:38
- Actual Epitaphs from Gravestones
- Age is a Funny Thing
- Agreement 80%
- Airport Mistletoe
- Altered
- Amusing Test
- An Interview with Santa
- Annoying emails…
- Another Ping!
- Answered Prayers (a grandmother)
- Are You A Grinch?
- Assortment of Christmas Humor
- Astronomer vs. Theologian
- At the Grandparent’s
- Aviation Glossary
- Baby Plane
- Bad Diagnosis
- Balcony Popsicles
- Barbie We Can Relate To, A
- Barbie’s Letter to Santa
- Bargaining
- Baseball in Heaven
- Battle of Male Hierarchy, The
- Be Warned
- Being Ahead
- Bellringer
- Best T-Shirts of the Summer
- Bible Humor from Kids
- Big Sale
- Bird and Police Officer
- Blonde Joke (2)
- Blonde Joke (3)
- Blonde Joke 1
- Bottle on the Beach, The
- Bridal Registry
- Bridge
- British Christmas Gifts
- Bronze Rat
- Building a Campfire
- Bumper Stickers
- Burglar and Jesus
- Burning Calories
- Bus Driver’s Christmas
- Butcher Dance
- Buying Gifts For Men
- Canine Complex
- Careers That Slipped Away
- Carpentry
- Cat Burglar
- Cat’s Top Ten Favourite Christmas Songs, A
- Cats Favorite Christmas Songs
- Celebrate Christmas
- Chapstick
- Check Is In The Mail,The
- Chihuahua, The (there’s a guy)
- Child’s Bible Story , The
- Children Explain The Bible
- Children’s sayings in church
- Chocolate is a Vegetable
- Chocolate Lover
- Chocolate Math
- Christian And The Atheist, The
- Christmas – Which is Best?
- Christmas Angel, The
- Christmas at the Courthouse
- Christmas Controversies…
- Christmas Dinner
- Christmas Dinner Prayer
- Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
- Christmas Eve on the Internet
- Christmas Gift Already?
- Christmas Jokes (collection)
- Christmas Pun
- Christmas Q and A Chips
- Christmas Rush
- Christmas Shopping
- Christmas Signs
- Christmas Wish (it was the day)
- Church Admission
- Church Funnies
- Church Humor
- Church Humor (2)
- Classes For Men And Women
- Classifieds
- Classifieds & Ad Translator
- Clause For Concern, A
- Clergyman, The
- Coffee in bed
- College Entrance Essay
- Computer Christmas, A
- Computer Date, A
- Computer Help Desk
- Computer’s Swallowed Grandma, The
- Computers and Companies
- Cornell
- Creation Retold
- Cute and Funny Quotes 1
- Dead Mule
- Dear Bubba
- Dear Pastor
- Dear Santa! (the kids was)
- Dear Son…
- Deciphering Used Car Ads
- Deck the Labs
- Deep Thoughts
- Deep Voice, A
- Definition of Health Terms
- Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
- Delberts Words of Wisdom
- Dieter’s Psalm:
- Dieting Rules And Calorie Counter Humor
- Difference Between Men And Women , The
- Differences Between You and Your Boss
- Dime-a-Minute
- Dinner Blessing
- Disloyal Friends
- Disorder in the court
- Divine Golf
- Do You Believe In The Bible?
- DO you have A.A.A.D.D?
- Doctor…
- Does Santa Exist: Part One
- Does Santa Exist: Part Three
- Does Santa Exist: Part Two
- Dog Breeds that did not make it:
- Dog Christmas
- Doggie Holiday Guidelines
- Doggie Smells
- Dogs Letters to God
- Don’t Eat the Fruit
- Don’t Heal Me!
- Doughboy
- Downsizing Christmas
- Drive Up Service
- Duck Feed
- Dumb Men Jokes
- E-Mail Wonderland
- Easter Bunny Hit by Car
- Eating Oreos
- Elderly Husband, The
- English Schoolteacher, The
- Eulogy, The
- Excuses, Excuses!
- Exercise the Brain
- Failing Math
- Fast Bicyclist, The
- Fifty Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
- Finals Time
- Fire Truck, The
- First Kiss
- Fishermen and Fishing
- Flea and Friends
- Flight Announcements
- Flirting
- Food Humor – Dieting
- For All the Girls
- For Those Who Need a Chuckle
- For Those Who Take Life too Seriously
- Fourteen Signs That You’re Old
- Fractured Christmas Carols
- From Actual Job Applications
- From Rudolph to Blitzen
- Fruit Cake Spoof
- Frying Pan Cat
- Funny Isn’t It?
- Funny Police Quotes
- Galleon
- Garden Party
- George and The Cherry Tree
- Get Up and Go
- Getting to Heaven
- Gift Exchange
- Gift Suggestion
- Gift That Keeps On Giving, The
- Gifts for Children, Gifts for Men
- God’s Existence
- God’s Total Quality Management
- Godly Sermon
- Golden Phone, The
- Golf Competition
- Golf Laws
- Golfing Preacher, The.
- Good Addition
- Good Clean Fun Archive ( A – F)
- Good Clean Fun Archive ( G – M )
- Good Clean Fun Archive ( N – Z )
- Good Old Days
- Grammer Made Easy or How to Rite Rite
- Grandma Writes…
- Great Truths (raising)
- Happily Addicted to the Web
- Hark The Rockefeller’s Sing
- Hark! the Joyous Doggies Call
- Heavenly Voice Mail
- Helicopter, A
- Helpful Mother, A
- Here’s Your Bloody Kids
- Hill, The
- History of Santa Claus – The Untold Story
- Hit The Floor
- HMO
- Holiday Cookie Recipe
- Holiday Eating Tips
- Holiday Store Signs
- Honk!
- How Business Communications Work
- How To Find A Wife
- How to Identify Where A Driver Is From
- How To Know If You’re Ready To Have Kids
- How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale
- How to Order a Pizza Using a Phone
- How to Photograph a New Puppy
- How to Speak of Men Politically Correct
- How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
- Human Race Is Doomed, The
- Humor
- Humor (but true) PARENT: Job Description
- Humor: Photo – Tooth Fillings!
- Humor: Photo
- Humor: Proofreading is a dying art, would you say?
- Humorous Court Transactions
- Husband 101
- I Don’t Wanna
- I Hate Snow
- I Never Felt Better
- I’m a Senior Citizen
- I’m Only Mature
- If A Guy Says…
- If Companies Ran Christmas
- If Noah lived in the United States Today
- Impromptu Baptism
- Inappropriate Christmas Gifts
- Instruction Books
- Internet Police
- It Hangs Down From Our Chandelier
- Jar 47
- Jaws of Life
- Jesus Knocking
- Jesus Returns
- Jesus Saves
- Jingle Bells (Yorkie version)
- Jingle Bells [with kids)
- Johnny’s Prayers
- Jokes
- Joy to the World
- Julie Andrews
- Keeping One’s Composure
- Kid’s Jokes (1)
- Kid’s Jokes (2)
- Kidnap The Sandy Claws
- Kids Fun With Christmas Carol Titles
- Kids Say the Funniest Things!
- Kitchen Humor
- Kleenex
- Last Words
- Laughs from Employee Performance Evaluations
- Laughter (the most)
- Laws of Ducks, The
- Lawyer, Priest and Truck Driver
- Learning to Pray
- Let There Be Peace
- Letter from Barbie, A
- Letter from Grandma
- Letter of Recommendation
- Letter To A Computer Addict
- Letter To The Bank
- Letter to the IRS
- Lie, The
- Life’s Lessons
- Limo , The
- Little Bobby
- Little Mixed Up, A
- Lord And Noah, The
- Magician and the Parrot, The
- MALE & FEMALE Drive-through ATM Procedures
- Male Perspective, The
- Man I Marry, The
- Manners
- Marital Humor
- Marriage Questions With Answers
- Martha Stewart Christmas Wish
- Martha Stewart Does Christmas
- Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
- Martha’s Way
- Memory Loss
- Mental Health Care Ltd.
- Microsoft
- Microsoft and the North Pole
- Million Years, A
- Mime, The
- Ministers Do More Than Lay People
- Miracle
- Miraculous Golf
- Missing God, The
- Missing…
- Mission Impossible
- Mixed Up Metaphors
- Mom’s Laundry Rules
- Muffins
- My Appetite is My Shepherd
- My Favorite Things
- My Get Up and Go
- My Resignation As An Adult
- My Teeth
- Name That Christmas Tune
- Near Death Experience
- Net Before Christmas , The
- Networkologist’s Christmas, A (v. 950)
- Never Lie to your Mother
- Never Throw a Lighted Lamp At Mother
- New Alcohol Warning Labels
- New in the Marketplace this Holiday Season
- New Pastor, The
- New Teacher, A
- New University Courses for Men . . .
- Nice Smelling Christmas, A
- Noah’ s Ache
- Noah’s Lost Diary
- North Pole Job Opening
- Now That I’m Older
- O Little Credit Card
- Ode to Golf
- Ode to…
- Office Conduct
- Office Holiday Memo
- Oh Little Bank Americard
- Oh Stop Ye Bustling Shoppers
- Old Man in Idaho, The
- Old Married Couple, The
- Old Preacher
- Old Superstitions
- On the First Day of Christmas, I Nearly Broke My Neck…
- One Sowy, Stormy Christmas Eve
- Only in Merry Old England
- Only One Mother
- Optimism (in order to)
- Out of the Mouths of Babes
- Packing Up Christmas
- Palm Beach Pokey
- Parrot
- Partridge In A Pear Tree
- Party, The
- Pastor’s Bad Memory, The
- Pearls of Wisdom
- Pearly Gates
- Perfect Couple
- Perfect Husband, The
- Perfect Pastor
- Perfect Tree, The
- PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
- Personality Test
- Petey
- Phone Call, (the boss of)The
- Phone Call, The (the worried)
- Photo Humor: I am a cat and I can sleep anywhere
- Phrosty the Photon
- Pictures: Why Boys Need Parents (humor)
- Plenty Cryptic After All
- PMS in the Bible
- Politically Correct Christmas Tips
- Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
- Politically Correct Rudolph
- Politicaly Correct Santa
- Ponderisms
- Poor Communication
- Poor Hearing Joke
- Poor Pastor, The
- Practical Pilot
- Practicing Confessions
- Preacher-in-a-Box
- Pregnancy Q and A
- Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women
- Preparation for Baptism
- Procrastinator’s Creed
- Professional, The
- Profits Here (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
- Puppy Tree
- Purchase A Politician?
- Purina Dog Food (humor)
- Quality Control
- Quick Cure
- Raising Children
- Random Thoughts (insanity)
- Read Ads
- Reading of the Will
- Real Ads
- Reasons Santa’s Asking for a Raise
- Reforming Santa
- Reindeer For Sale
- Reindeer Games
- Reprieve
- Republicans And Democrats
- Restroom Door Said Genlemen, The
- Restructuring At The North Pole
- Results
- Retired Man From Florida, The
- Return Policy
- Ride, The
- Rindercella/Cinderella spoof
- Roasted Reindeer Recipe
- Rollerblading Mice
- Rose??
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Simpsons)
- Run, Run, Ruldolph
- Rusty Chevrolet
- Sally
- Sam and Roz Are Coming to Town
- Sam’s Fishing
- Santa Claus (tune of Rocket Man) PG
- Santa Claus Is A Woman? (A Rebuttal)
- Santa Claus Is Tapping Your Phone
- Santa Claus, Santa Claus You Are Much too Fat
- Santa Seems Ready, Are You?
- Santa’s Beard
- Santa’s Flight Check
- Santa’s Lap
- Santa’s Official Military Visit
- Santa’s Reindeer
- Santas Take a Vacation
- Santas’ Message to the World
- School Answering Machine
- School Excuses
- School Voicemail
- See Mother, Funny Funny Mother
- Seen on T-Shirts
- Sermon Compliments
- Shaved
- Signs Found in Homes
- Signs Found In Kitchens
- Signs in the US
- Signs on Doors
- Signs That You’ve Had TOO MUCH Of The 90’s
- Silent Communication
- Silent Night (after hearing)
- Sixteen
- Small Town Trucks
- Smarter Than Einstein
- Smithsonian Institute
- Socia-math problems for San Francisco students
- Socks and Shoes
- Software Installation
- Something for Mother
- Southern Nativity
- Star Wars Christmas
- Storyteller, The
- Stupid Crook Stories (1)
- Subject: Airline Cockpit Conversation
- Subject: Dumb Men Jokes
- Survival of the Grittiest
- Sweat Her Choice
- System Support Christmas Poem
- Tax Facts
- Ten Best Things To Say…
- Ten Commandments of Email, The
- Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats
- Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve
- Ten Uses For Fruitcake
- Texas Pool, The
- Thanksgiving Church Attendance
- That Special Gift for Him!
- The ‘Net Is Slow
- The Byte Before Christmas
- The Computer Swallowed Grandma
- The Tired Man
- Things Found Only In America
- Things Not To Say When Hanging the Lights
- Things you can learn by watching the movies
- Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
- Things You Should Never Say to a Pregnant Woman
- This is AT&T
- Thoughts to Ponder (isn’t it)
- Three Beers
- Three Companies
- Three Elderly Women
- Three Envelopes
- Three Little Pigs to Dinner
- Three Old Sisters
- Three Stages of Man
- Three Wishes
- Three Wishes From A Frog . . .
- Tiger, The Man and God, The
- Timmy
- To All Employees…
- Today’s Little Axioms
- Too Much Info?
- Tooth Ferry
- Top 10 things that sound dirty on Christmas, but aren’t….
- Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
- Top Ten Gifts They Don’t Want For Christmas
- Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines, The
- Top Ten Signs It’s Time to Clean out the Fridge
- Traffic Accident Reports
- Turtle Ears
- Twas a Florida Christmas
- Twas the Day After Christmas (Many Bills to Pay)
- Twas the Night Before Christmas (Lawyers version)
- Twas the Night Before Christmas (Some Assembly)
- Twas the Night Before Christmas (12:15 am)
- Twas The Night Before Christmas (diet)
- Twas The Night Before Christmas (Manic Moms version)
- Twas The Night Before Christmas (Some Assembly Required)
- Twas The Night Before Christmas… Doggy Version
- Twas the Night Before Implementation
- Twas The Night Before Star Trek Christmas
- Twas the Week Before Christmas (at school)
- Twelve Days of AOL
- Twelve Bugs of Christmas, The
- Twelve Days After Christmas
- Twelve Days of Christmas
- Twelve Days of Christmas (puppy version)
- Twelve Days of Mother
- Twelve Gifts of Christmas
- Twelve Holiday Uses for Duct Tape
- Twelve Pains of Christmas
- Twelve Purrrrrrfect Days of Christmas
- Twenty Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
- Twenty-five Christmas Ideas to Torture your Roommate
- Two Boys
- Two Carrots
- U.S. Army Official Voice Mail Message
- Understanding Women
- Upgrading to Wife 1.0
- Using Humor in Public Speaking
- Vanished
- Virtual Visit from Saint Nick
- Votes
- Wal-Mart Application
- Walkies
- Walkin’ Round In Women’s Underwear
- Warning
- Warning Signs Of Insanity
- Washing Your Cat
- Watch out for the Little Guys
- Ways to Annoy People in the Computer Lab
- Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate
- Ways to Annoy Your Room Mate
- WAYS to describe an Idiot
- Ways to Relieve Stress
- Wedding Plans
- Well-known proverbs by a 6 year old
- What Do Angels Look Like? (you can ask me)
- What if God Had Voice Mail?
- What If?
- What Is A Human Resource?
- What List Are You On?
- What They Prayed For
- What Would You Like to Hear?
- What’s In A Name?
- Where Is God?
- Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman
- Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
- Why God Created Pets
- Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus…..
- Wise Woman (what if?)
- You Know You Overdid Christmas Dinner When .
- You’ve Got Male!
- Your Choice!
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