Church Bulletin and Service Bloopers
October 31, 2009 by admin
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This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletin and Service bloopers:
Ward Adult Valentine’s Activity: bring your favorite game and a spouse of a friend for a great time!
Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High.”
Don’t let worry kill you–let the church help.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mother’s Club. All ladies wishing to become “Little Mothers” will meet with the Pastor in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Thursday night–Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth With Joy.”
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”: in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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