Children and Church

A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and
on. Finally she leaned over to her mother and whispered.” Mommy, if we
give him the money now, will he let us go?
A Sunday School teacher asked a little boy, “Bobby, do you believe in
the devil?” “No,” said the little boy. “He’s just like Santa Claus. I
think it’s my daddy.”
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. “How do you
know what to say?” he asked. “Why, God tells me.” “Oh, then why do you
keep crossing things out?”
A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where the
Star Spangled Banner was sung before the start of the game. Then the
father and the son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day. The congregation sang that song, and after everyone sat down, the boy suddenly yelled out, “PLAY BALL”
A six year old boy was overheard reciting the Lord’s Prayer at church
service. “And forgive us our trash passes as we forgive those who passed
trash against us.”
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced
to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.”
“That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?” Well, I’ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit down and listen.”