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	<title>Home And Holidays &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Jasper and the uncooked yeast rolls (The dog Pepto Bismol Story)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Ann Jeffries
We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in a 10 year old child whom you know nothing about and committing to [...]


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<li><a href='http://homeandholidays.com/story-a-loud-thud/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Story: A Loud Thud'>Story: A Loud Thud</a> <small>In the second year of my marriage, we had lost...</small></li>
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		<title>Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[His dizzy aunt &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store &#8212;&#8212; Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; U Gogh
His magician uncle &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Where-Diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin&#8217;s American half-brother &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Wells-far [...]


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<li><a href='http://homeandholidays.com/my-hillbilly-family-tree/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: My Hillbilly Family Tree'>My Hillbilly Family Tree</a> <small>Many, many years ago, when I was twenty three, I...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://homeandholidays.com/my-first-trout-goes-to-2/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: My First Trout Goes to . . .'>My First Trout Goes to . . .</a> <small>By Patrick Sisti About five years ago, I stopped in...</small></li>
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		<title>Maxine &#8211; The always funny lady!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 17:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sick Leave</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:56:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I urgently needed a few days off work.
But, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted &#8216;Crazy&#8217; then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who&#8217;s a blonde) asked me what I [...]


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		<title>2 elderly friends&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the  pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn&#8217;t show up. Sam didn&#8217;t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn&#8217;t shown up for a week or so, [...]


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		<title>Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading to or over 70!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 
03. No one expects you to run&#8211;anywhere. 
04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
07. [...]


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		<title>Funny Cartoons  &#8211; 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Anything for 20.00?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I t has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, Exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man [...]


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		<title>Funny! Mother Goose Tells The Truth About Middle Age</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Photo: That&#8217;s My Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
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