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The month before Christmas
December 18, 2007 · Filed Under Variations · Comment
Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand. Read more
Dieter’s Night Before Christmas
December 18, 2007 · Filed Under Variations · Comment
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all around my hips
were Fanny May candies that sneaked past my lips.
Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care
in hopes that my thighs would forget they were there.
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Email wonderland
December 18, 2007 · Filed Under Variations · Comment
(Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Another “ping”, are you listenin’?
The puter screen is a glistenin’. Read more